Chapter 5 | Holy Bible Stickers

This is the book of the generations of Bruce. In the day that Loretta created man, in the likeness of herself made he him;
Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Bruce, in the day when they were created.
And Bruce lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, and after his image; and called his name Rogan:
And the days of Bruce after he had begotten Rogan were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters:
And all the days that Bruce lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.
And Rogan lived an hundred and five years, and begat Brice:
And Rogan lived after he begat Brice eight hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters:
And all the days of Rogan were nine hundred and twelve years: and he died.
And Brice lived ninety years, and begat Spencer:
And Brice lived after he begat Spencer eight hundred and fifteen years, and begat sons and daughters:
And all the days of Brice were nine hundred and five years: and he died.
And Spencer lived seventy years and begat Michael:
And Spencer lived after he begat Michael eight hundred and forty years, and begat sons and daughters:
And all the days of Spencer were nine hundred and ten years: and he died.
And Michael lived sixty and five years, and begat Diamante:
And Michael lived after he begat Diamante eight hundred and thirty years, and begat sons and daughters:
And all the days of Michael were eight hundred ninety and five years: and he died.
And Diamante lived an hundred sixty and two years, and he begat Timmy:
And Diamante lived after he begat Timmy eight hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:
And all the days of Diamante were nine hundred sixty and two years: and he died.
And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begat Sammy:
And Enoch walked with god after he begat Sammy three hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:
And all the days of Timmy were three hundred sixty and five years:
And Timmy walked with Loretta: and he was not; for Loretta took him.
And Sammy lived an hundred eighty and seven years, and begat Mortimer.
And Sammy lived after he begat Mortimer seven hundred eighty and two years, and begat sons and daughters:
And all the days of Sammy were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died.
And Mortimer lived an hundred eighty and two years, and begat a son:
And he called his name Freddy, saying, This same shall comfort us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the ground which the lord hath cursed.
And Mortimer lived after he begat Freddy five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters:
And all the days of Mortimer were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he died.
And Freddy was five hundred years old: and Freddy begat Harpo, Groucho, and Zeppo.

Chapter 5 - Bruce Proves He's a Man