“Yea, though you burn fossil fuels for your recreational vehicle;
and make duplications of paper tracts destined to fall to the landfills;
think first of the heathen that doth not giveth a poo.”
- LaShondra 7:14
On May 21, 2011, the believers in Loretta know that Judgement Day shall arrive. Those basking in her glory shall propel upwards from the earth in salvation with the power and propulsion of rocket-fueled lower gastric tracts unto their glory.
For the remaining herds of non-believers, a pancake breakfast will be served on May 22, 2011, once the sulfuric egg stench of the “chosen” dissipates.
